The championship play-off football game between Reading and Swansea is on Monday 30th May 2011, kickoff at 3pm.
I will lock my cock in a cb in the morning.
If Reading lose, I'll keep it locked until midnight.
If Reading lose by more than once goal, I won't cum for 24 hours after for each extra goal.
If Reading win, I'll cum as many times as they have won by (goal difference), before midnight.
So win 5:2, I'll cum 3 times before midnight, lose 5:2, I won't cum until Thursday.
UPDATE Score was Reading 2, Swansea 4, so locked from 9am to midnight, then not allowed to cum for the next 24 hours :(
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