Schweinehund

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Startup

Mortice will determine an initial lockup time, based on the following process:

  • 40 days
  • Plus a random number of days between 1 and 50
  • Then toss a coin
  • If heads, no further additions
  • If tails, add a random number of days between 1 and 20
  • Then re-toss coin and repeat, and continue repeating until it comes up heads

This process will produce a minimum of 41 days, average 75 days (2 1/2 months) and no maximum.

We will have a discussion 1 month after initial lockup, and will then decide whether to abort or continue. If we choose to continue, the next opportunity for release will be once the lockup time has expired (except in emergency).

Lottery based adjustments

The UK national lottery Thunderball results on a Friday determine increase or decreases to the remaining lockup time:

  • If ball is 1, add 1 week
  • If ball is 2 or 3, add 4 days
  • If ball is 14, subtract 4 days

Orders and penalties

Orders will be assigned according to UK national lottery results - the Thunderball thunderball and Lotto bonus ball.

All orders must be reported on blog and completion reported on blog.

Any failure to obey orders, failure to report in a reasonable time or failure to adequately follow instructions will result in a 7 day penalty.

Thunderball indicates order

Obey the following orders as a result of the UK national lottery Thunderball ball.

Saturday Thunderball

  1. Take a laxative and mess yourself.
  2. Use a dildo or vibrator for at least 30 minutes
  3. Wear a nappy and onesie for 24h hours without removing, add another nappy as needed
  4. Drink 2 loads of piss per day until next draw, start on bonus ball selected day
  5. Make a fetish video and post online
  6. Wear a rubber hood for 2 hours
  7. Sleep in Zentai suit.
  8. Eat a meal like a dog.
  9. Sleep in rubber - if bonus ball is odd, add hood
  10. Wear dog tail butt plug for 1 hour
  11. Take a outdoor selfie in rubber and post online
  12. Wear a kilt day
  13. Piss yourself - if bonus ball is odd, then do so in public
  14. Sleep in sleep sack

Wednesday Thunderball

  1. Wear hollow butt plug for 2 hours
  2. Suck someone off
  3. Wear nipple weights to work
  4. Sleep in Zentai suit
  5. Wear rubber harness and collar for 2 hours
  6. Shave off all hair below neck
  7. Wear a nappy until it leaks
  8. Go to gym, change in full view of anyone there, and back again after workout.
  9. Spend 30 mins working/stretching arse with largest plug or dildo
  10. Drink last piss of the day until next draw, starting on bonus ball selected day
  11. Eat a meal as a dog wearing butt plug tail - post photo or video evidence online
  12. Wear a nappy until it leaks, start when get up
  13. Stay booted for 24 hours
  14. Wear rubber or leather gloves from 7pm until 5am

Bonus ball indicates day of order

Saturday Bonus Ball first digit

  • 0 = Any day - if rolling task then everyday
  • 1 = Sunday
  • 2 = Monday
  • 3 = Tuesday
  • 4 = Wednesday

Wednesday Bonus Ball first digit

  • 0 = Any day - if rolling task then every day
  • 1 = Thursday
  • 2 = Friday
  • 3 = Saturday
  • 4 = Every day until next draw

Lottery results

Thunderball results: http://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/thunderball/results/results.ftl

Lotto results: https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/lotto/results/results.ftl

notes

Adding 100 hours for failing to complete a website issued task sounds about right - am used to wearing a plug to work so with a bit of rubber wear added to that (which I find harder) a 'fail' should add about a week and a half on average. Happy to go with your suggestion of + 10 hours if bonus ball is odd and -10 if its even.. but could be higher depending how you feel the maths adds up, or maybe the value of the ball itself.