Schweinehund's future plans

This page lists possible changes to Schweinehund's rules, possibly for adding on 1st April.

These will (unless otherwise stated) be additional to the rules on Schweinehund.

Additional penalties

Schweinehund will gain additional penalties (through no fault of his own) if Mortice does any of the following activities:

• Wearing Lycra (eg cycle shorts or leggings) out of the house and not covered up

Schweinehund will gain 1 hour penalty for each hour Mortice is wearing something

Wearing rules should be changed to:

• Any rubber items below waist count as one, any above count as one, so 3 items of underwear counts as one, but a catsuit counts as two, and no time counts while asleep. Similarly, a lycra catsuit with a cotton teeshirt worn out would only count as one (only lower half visible)

Schweinehund will receive a penalty of 12 hours each time Mortice does any of the following:

• Ruined orgasm
• Orgasm in a public place (including work or public toilets but not a hotel)

Schweinehund must blog the success or failure of any task on the day or the day after the task is completed. If he blogs after that but within a week he will receive 1 week penalty, and an additional week for each week's delay in blogging. This is in addition to a 1 week penalty if the task is failed.