Schweinehund
Startup
Mortice will determine an initial lockup time, based on the following process:
- 40 days
- Plus a random number of days between 1 and 50
- Then toss a coin
- If heads, no further additions
- If tails, add a random number of days between 1 and 20
- Then re-toss coin and repeat, and continue repeating until it comes up heads
Lottery based adjustments
The UK national lottery Thunderball results on a Friday determine increase or decreases to the remaining lockup time:
- If ball is 1, add 1 week
- If ball is 2 or 3, add 4 days
- If ball is 14, subtract 4 days
Orders and penalties
Orders will be assigned according to UK national lottery results - the Thunderball thunderball and Lotto bonus ball.
All orders must be reported on blog and completion reported on blog.
Any failure to obey orders, failure to report in a reasonable time or failure to adequately follow instructions will result in a 7 day penalty.
Thunderball indicates order
Obey the following orders as a result of the UK national lottery Thunderball ball.
Saturday Thunderball
- Take a laxative and mess yourself.
- Use a dildo or vibrator for at least 30 minutes
- Wear a nappy and onesie for 24h hours without removing, add another nappy as needed
- Drink 2 loads of piss per day until next draw, start on bonus ball selected day
- Make a fetish video and post online
- Wear a rubber hood for 2 hours
- Sleep in Zentai suit.
- Eat a meal like a dog.
- Sleep in rubber - if bonus ball is odd, add hood
- Wear dog tail butt plug for 1 hour
- Take a outdoor selfie in rubber and post online
- Wear a kilt day
- Piss yourself - if bonus ball is odd, then do so in public
- Sleep in sleep sack
Wednesday Thunderball
- Wear hollow butt plug for 2 hours
- Suck someone off
- Wear nipple weights to work
- Sleep in Zentai suit
- Wear rubber harness and collar for 2 hours
- Shave off all hair below neck
- Wear a nappy until it leaks
- Go to gym, change in full view of anyone there, and back again after workout.
- Spend 30 mins working/stretching arse with largest plug or dildo
- Drink last piss of the day until next draw, starting on bonus ball selected day
- Eat a meal as a dog wearing butt plug tail - post photo or video evidence online
- Wear a nappy until it leaks, start when get up
- Stay booted for 24 hours
- Wear rubber or leather gloves from 7pm until 5am
Bonus ball indicates day of order
Saturday Bonus Ball first digit
- 0 = Any day - if rolling task then everyday
- 1 = Sunday
- 2 = Monday
- 3 = Tuesday
- 4 = Wednesday
Wednesday Bonus Ball first digit
- 0 = Any day - if rolling task then every day
- 1 = Thursday
- 2 = Friday
- 3 = Saturday
- 4 = Every day until next draw
Lottery results
Thunderball results: http://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/thunderball/results/results.ftl
Lotto results: https://www.national-lottery.co.uk/player/lotto/results/results.ftl
notes
Adding 100 hours for failing to complete a website issued task sounds about right - am used to wearing a plug to work so with a bit of rubber wear added to that (which I find harder) a 'fail' should add about a week and a half on average. Happy to go with your suggestion of + 10 hours if bonus ball is odd and -10 if its even.. but could be higher depending how you feel the maths adds up, or maybe the value of the ball itself.