Schweinehund's future plans

This page lists possible changes to Schweinehund's rules, possibly for adding on 1st April.

These will (unless otherwise stated) be additional to the rules on Schweinehund.

Additional penalties

Schweinehund will gain additional penalties (through no fault of his own) if Mortice does any of the following activities:

• Wearing Lycra shorts (eg cycle shorts) out of the house and not covered up

Schweinehund will gain 1 hour penalty for each hour Mortice is wearing something

Schweinehund will receive a penalty of 12 hours each time Mortice does any of the following:

• Ruined orgasm
• Orgasm in a public place (including work or public toilets but not a hotel)